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Deep Thoughts From My Office Email Junk Box
By Neil Ransom | January 6, 2008
“You Do not like your male instrument size. “
“Girls joke at you. “
“Your girl doesn’t admire to jazz it with you by reason of your instrument size.”
“Your chick doesn’t want to do it with you along of your instrument size.”
“Your chick does not admire to have sex with you for reason of your male device size.”
I just thought I should share some of the more enlightening spam emails from my office email account. I wonder if bullying people in terrible English is more effective in selling products than normal spam emails. I guess these spam emails are getting more of my attention than the others! So perhaps they do work.
Tagged with: jazz • male_instrument • spam_email • work
January 6th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
I’ll forward these to Archer. I TOLD him not to pick the flute, but he just wouldn’t listen!
January 7th, 2008 at 1:05 am
They caught my attention!
January 7th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 8th, 2008 at 7:00 am
the poor, forlorn, forgotten consequences of globalization.