31 August 2007

Traffic, calories & strip malls… back in America

Filed under: Marriage, Utah — Tags: , , , , — Kate @ 10:54 pm

Hello my fellow US Americans. We have learned from Miss Teen South Carolina that there is a dire map-shortage here in the good ol’ USA… but, if you are so privileged to have access to maps, we are back in Utah. It’s a mountain-west region state known for its Jello dishes. YouTube Preview ImageHere’s a pretty funny break-down of the poor Miss Teen’s blunder.

Neil and I are happy to be home. We miss Mexico, but we’re excited for the big city living. Since Tuesday we have seen pretty near every sketchy basement apartment & rat-hole in Salt Lake and have narrowed it down to a few delightfully moldy favs. We have pretty low standards, so sopefully we will have a place by next week. I start my new job at the English Language Skills Center on Tuesday. Wish me luck!

24 August 2007

Faith restored in the Mexican transportation system

Filed under: Adventure, Mexico, Travels — Tags: , , , , , — Kate @ 1:56 am

Last time we flew on a Mexican Airline a airport checkpoint worker gave the time-tested “poke your forearm with the object” test with my sharp tweezers before letting me on board with the offending items.

But, this time they weren’t about to let us escape so quickly. Upon further inspection of our carry-on luggage the teen-looking inspector dug through our backpack to find Neil’s Leatherman. As she unfolded it revealing various size knives, we sheepishly tried to explain that we had inadvertently packed it. Trying to look as un-terroristy as possible.
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She was persuaded by our nervous smiles & agreed to let Neil take it back to the check-in counter instead of chucking it. There they fashioned him a knife-box with duct tape & newspaper. They checked in his Leatherman all alone. Curteous, caring & accommodating to terrorist suspects. What more could you want from an airline?
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21 August 2007

Hurricane Dean Dampens Palenque

Filed under: Travels, Weather — Tags: , , , , , , — Neil @ 4:43 pm


The ruins looked just like this except not a blue in the sky and darker and with a lot of rain.

So here’s the scoop. The killer hurricane, Dean, forced us to cancel the Kelly family trip to Cancun. Kate and I were suposed to meet her family in Cancun tomorrow afternoon but Cancun officials have  asked tourists not to come. So tickets have ben canceled and plans changed. As of now we are meeting in San Diego. Lucky for us BYU has changed our tickets so we can meet them there.

In the meantime Kate and I we have decided to visit Palenque, a famouse Mayan city that trived during the Early and Lateclassic periods (425 - 725 AD). Yesterday we arrived by bus…and by bus I mean food processor. I get car sick about as often as Bush admints he makes mistakes, but by the end of the ride I was ready to give up the morning meal. To make matters worse they ran a 6 hour “Die Hard” marathon…and the bus ride was only 5 hours…go figure. We crashed in the first hotel we could find (with a pool) and had a nice dinner, a lovely swim, and a crapy sleep on crappy beds. I will let Kate tell you more about this in her forthcoming entery.

This mroning we went to the ruins and man are they amazing. The only problem is we are experaancing a little of Dean’s furry and it has been raining all day. Just after we entered teh park some tourists were walking through the jungle when a giant tree branch nearly fell on them. Luckly they ran to safty, but it was crazy.

19 August 2007

Our Final Days in San Cristobal

Filed under: Adventure, San Cristobal, Travels — Tags: , , — Kate and Neil @ 10:10 pm

Well our tour of duty has come to an end. Last night Kate and I went to the French Restaurant for our final dinner out. We had starters of ratatouille niçoise and potatoes in a mouth watering cream sauce followed by blue cheese linguine and the most delicious raviolis I have ever eaten bar none. It was the perfect way to end what has been a fantastic 4 months adventure in Mexico. Talking to Kate last night we couldn’t think of a single thing we would have changed. Lucky the boss welcomed us back any time so we might be making our way back here next summer…we shall see.

Neil’s 10 trip highlights

  1. Spending 4 months with Kate on an adventure
  2. 1 week trip to Mexico City
  3. Having a hummingbird nest in the NWAF compound
  4. French restaurant in San Cristobal and Xela, Guatemala
  5. Having a cheap vegetable market right next door with always ripe avocados and tomatoes
  6. 2 weeks in Guatemala
  7. Cool 7,200 feet weather
  8. Spanish church
  9. Guatemalan buses
  10. Wednesday tamales

Kate’s 10 trip highlights

  1.  Taking over the San Cristobal Branch (Sunday School teacher & YW counselor)
  2. Cooking Mexican versions of all our favorite meals
  3. Starting my jewelry making career
  4. Getting to know our neighbors (the Hoovers)
  5. Living in a bona fide compound (complete with hummingbird garden)
  6. Fresh juice
  7. Having a dish fairy do the dishes
  8. Volunteering with Habitat for Humanity
  9. Frida exhibit in Mexico City
  10. Watching David Attenborough nature documentaries for evening entertainment

16 August 2007

Hurricane Dean seeks to destroy family vacation

Filed under: Adventure, Mexico — Tags: , , , , — Neil @ 11:59 am

It has just been brought to my attention Hurricane Dean is progressing through the Caribbean and in all likelihood will hit Cancun the day before the Kelly family and Kate and I arrive.

Possible Path of Hurricane Dean

The following outcomes were predicted by NASA’s super computer, Columbia:

  1. Kelly family’s flight is delayed in Texas for a day or two before it is safe to land in Cancun. When they land they find Cancun a desolated rumble heap with the entire population of tourists absent because they have illegally immigrated to Chiapas, Mexico. Kate and Neil have to steal a scooter and scoot their way through the eye of the hurricane at 35 miles an hour until they get to Cancun and meet the rest of the family. They all have a wonderful family vacation living in the remains of 5 star hotels and eating deep sea creatures washed up from the tsunami that follows.
  2. The Kelly family is able to fly to Cancun on schedule however they must fly around the hurricane adding 130 hours of flight time. By the time they land in Cancun they have just enough time to run through the airport and catch their flight home. In the mean time Kate and Neil start a NGO to help displaced tourists find foster families. While Kate remains a charitable saint Neil embezzles most of the hundreds of millions of aids dollars sent to the NGO. He eventually buys the state of Oaxaca from the Mexican government in what becomes known as the Oaxacan purchase, declares himself Mayan king, and rules the region with blood and terror the remained of his short days until he is violently dethroned by a CIA backed Mayan Liberation Army (MLA). The MLA eventually take over and rule with even more blood and terror. The MLA begins training terrorist who make an attack on American soil affecting mostly farm land. The US retaliates and starts a “short war” that turns out to be a quagmire costing the US thousands of soldier lives and billions of dollars only to withdraw in defeat.
  3. The Kelly family arrives without a hitch. During the few short hours they are in the air the Republican Party is found to be slave trading, illegally trafficking stolen human organs, and funding the largest systematic massacre of bunnies, puppies, and kittens. All of them are forced to resign and flee to Mexico as political refugees. Kate and Neil arrive on time in what turns out to be a pleasant bus ride from Campeche. Refugeed republicans are forced to seek low wage jobs throughout the Yucatan. The Kelly family vacation is wonderful, the sun comes out, the world’s pollution goes away, and during a nice seafood dinner the Kelly family is served by none other than George Walker Bush…and they Kelly’s don’t leave a tip.

13 August 2007

Last article about the hummingbird…I promise

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I just wanted to show you this video footage I got yesterday of the hummingbird feeding her little babies.

11 August 2007

Garden Ethics

 

Lets start with an evolutionarily postulate quoted from Wikipedia.org. “Natural selection is a process that causes heritable traits that are helpful for survival and reproduction to become more common and harmful traits to become rarer.” And a definition of ethics which according to Answers.com from the Philosophy Dictionary by Oxford Press is “The study of the concepts involved in practical reasoning: good, right, duty, obligation, virtue, freedom, rationality, choice….” So what does evolution and ethics have to do with our garden? Well, let me tell you.

With that in mind let me tell you about our little conundrum. As you already know we have a humming bird nesting in the NWAF compound. She must have been building her nest long before we arrived in May because shortly there after I noticed her nest and then a few days later a little hummingbird sitting in the nest. Sense that time we have witnessed the laying of two tiny hummingbird eggs, their subsequent hatching into tiny hummingbird chicks, and the constant back and forth feeding frenzy from the crack of dawn till the sun and cloud hallows set on nearby jungle mountains.

I am going to go out on a limb and say our hummingbird (Kate, please don’t make me sleep on the couch) is not the brightest bird in town. She built her nest in the middle of a heavily trafficked archeology compound in a tree that can barely hold its own weight and is poorly protected from the rain. So a few weeks after we first noticed the nest San Cristobal was struck by a large storm. It rained all day long every day for about a week and by the time the rains subsided the poor nest looked as though it was going to melt right off the tree. Fortunately for this small bird the next month was dry and she had time to patch up her nest, dry out, and lay her eggs.

About two weeks ago the little eggs hatched into two strange looking mohawked hummingbird babies. And as is expected about two days later the heavens opened and San Cristobal received another torrential pounding. About two days into the heavy rains the nest, now holding two newborn babies, was soaked through and slipping off the tree. Being the good people we are Kate and I lashed an umbrella to a tall poll and put it over the nest. While our little hummingbird seemed very disturbed by the new black shape looming over head, her nest was no longer getting wet and I would like to think she is grateful. We left the umbrella up just in case another big storm comes through, just until the kiddies are big enough to fly on their own and make the migration to where ever they need to go. The hummingbird habitat has been in place for about a week now and she doesn’t seem bothered by it at all. She is so busy feeding her little chicks that she has little time to notice anything. On a side note those chicks are getting so fat they fill the entire nest with their wrinkly little bodies.

I feel good about building the little hummingbird shelter and in the process am sure Kate and I have saved the lives of the two chicks. But did we do the right thing? If our little hummingbird had chosen a better suited position her little nest would be protected from the rain and if her nest wasn’t so low to the ground she would run the risk of interference from careless humans or hungry cats. Lucky for her she chose a scientific compound where people appreciate her enough not to interfere…at least until Kate and I came along. By setting up the umbrella we have given her offspring an unfair advantage. Do we want a dumb bird to pass on her low intelligence to the next generation of hummingbirds? Have we done more harm than good? What would have been the right thing to do?

I actually believe we did the right thing. But in most cases I would say it is important to leave nature be and let evolution weed out what needs weeding. Yet on the other hand humans do such a good job destroying environments and interfering with animal habitats that I fail to see why it isn’t okay to help animals. The best possible solution would be one that allowed animals to live in their natural habitats unmolested by evil does or those trying to do well. And to do this we all need to be a little more conscious of the world around us and how our actions are affecting all other living things. Do it for the birds.

8 August 2007

Cañon sumidero, one wild ride

Filed under: Adventure, Animals, Mexico, San Cristobal, Travels — Tags: , , , , , — Neil @ 8:51 pm

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Neil and I have been meaning to hit this touristy spot since we came to San Cristobal in May, and we finally made the voyage. They canyon was only made accessible in the 1970s when a dam flooded the Grajalva river and made it passable by boat. At the highest point the canyon walls are 1 km high. Local legend has it that a group of Mayans came here to commit suicide rather than submit to Spanish rule.

The ride was pretty exhilarating. Mexico has a refreshing & terrifying lack of safety standards. The boat was loaded with 30 people, and the guide took liberties with speed you may expect from an Indy 500 racer.
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The animal life are not hindered by the frequent speedy tourist boats passing by. We saw many crocs, pelicans & other birds, monkeys etc.
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Later that night we were commandeered by Dr. Clark (Neil’s archaeologist boss) and an old friend of his Tom Lee, an X pat who has lived here in Mexico for 40 years. They got out a 50’s film projector and we all watched a few film reels together. One of them, as it turns out, was of an expedition group from the US who voyaged the Canyon before the dam was put in. Tom Lee was one of the men on the trip. The rapids used to be so dangerous that they had to drag the several-ton boats through the jungle to avoid many of them. The footage was pretty impressive.

The trip was my perfect nature trip. No personal exertion, animals pointed out to you by a guide danger-free, and plenty of photo opps.

5 August 2007

Today’s Church Service Nearly Killed Me

To start off let me just say that I enjoy church. I have been going all my life and plan to continue going well after I’m dead (if Kate agrees to take my urn with her). But today I just about didn’t make it out alive. I am rather a robust person. There is little that upsets, hurts, or stops me from preforming. I hike hard hikes, climb big mountains, overcome sickness without medicine, don’t complain about cuts and scraps, and can deal with the climate. But today at church I found the one thing that will knock me flat on my back and leave me for dead…cheap Mexican cologne. Someone sitting near me had the worst smelling of anything I have ever experienced doused all over him or her…in fact he or she probably submerged them self in a bath of the stuff before leaving for church. I can’t quite describe the scent but it was somewhere between equal parts gasoline, vinegar, and paint thiner and an electrical fire in a morgue. The smell was so rank, so potent, and so unbearable after 2 minutes sitting by this person I found myself sliding down the migraine slope into one bad Sunday. Luckily I was near a window and discreetly bathed the chapel for fresh air. Even so well after church while walking to the bus I still had the scent in my nostrils. Next Sunday I think I will take a gas mask and just say I am sick.

I try not to be ethnocentric and judgmental, but there are just a few things culture has no right to claim…female genital mutilation, salvery, and for heaven sakes using cheap awful colognes and perfumes.

3 August 2007

New life at the New World!

Filed under: Animals, Earth — Tags: , , — Neil @ 5:09 pm

We have been stalking our little hummingbird who built a nest in our garden. One of her two eggs hatched today!

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