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Creepy Mormon-style “direct sales” tactics make the NY Times

By Kate, 12 June 2009

Door to Door as Missionaries, Then as Salesmen

Brandon Rogers, a former missionary, is a rookie salesman.

Published: June 11, 2009

OAK BROOK, Ill. — Six days a week, in fair weather and foul, two-dozen door-to-door salesmen, all of whom live clustered together in an apartment complex in this suburb west of Chicago, pile into S.U.V.’s and cars and head into the big city, bent on sales of home security systems.

And on Sunday, their one day off, they drive together to the nearest house of worship of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

The salesmen are mostly former Mormon missionaries from Utah who cut their teeth — and learned their people-skill chops — cold-calling for their faith. In Chicago and in its suburbs where their employer, Pinnacle Security of Orem, Utah, has shipped them for the summer sales season, they are doing much the same thing, but as a job.

“It’s missionary work turned into a business,” said Cameron Treu, 30, who served his mission in Chile and was recruited into D2D (that is door-to-door in sales lingo) by another former missionary.

Managers at Pinnacle Security, founded in 2001 by a student at Brigham Young University, the Mormon Church-owned school, say missionaries simply have the right stuff. Many speak foreign languages learned in the mission field. All have thick skins from dealing with the negative responses that a missionary armed with a Book of Mormon and a smile can receive.

Mormon men are expected to serve a two-year mission in their early 20s, and about two-thirds of Pinnacle Security’s 1,800 sales representatives this summer have been through the experience. Former missionaries work for other direct-sales companies, too, though Pinnacle seems to be in a class by itself: It has deployed them in 75 cities nationwide.

“They’re used to knocking on doors, and they’re used to rejection,” said Scott Warner, Pinnacle’s manager of the Chicago sales team.

Mr. Warner said interest in the security products was up this year — a recession indicator, he said — as people reacted to fear (if not always a statistical reality) of rising crime. But the number of potential customers who cannot pass credit checks is up, too, with more homeowners unable to afford the $40 or so a month that Pinnacle charges to monitor a system. The company also charges a $99 installation fee, but nothing for the alarm equipment itself in a standard package.

As millions of traditional jobs dried up last year, at least 100,000 Americans joined the ranks of what is called, in the trade, direct sales. With items like cosmetics and skin care (Mary Kay, Avon) and housewares (Cutco knives, Fuller Brush), more than 15.1 million people are now selling something, or trying to, somewhere far beyond the mall.

And retention is up in a profession with a notoriously high burn-out rate, industry experts say. (Fifty to 100 door-knocks a day, with one or two completed sales, is an average grind.) At Pinnacle Security’s Oak Brook office, for example, only about 15 percent of the reps had given up and gone home, or not worked out to expectations, after the first month of the sales season, which began in early May — about half the normal attrition rate.

“Consumer companies and retailers are trying to break through the clutter, and it’s a lot easier for companies to recruit talent in this job market,” said Thomas Lutz, a senior partner in the Boston Consulting Group, which advises companies on growth and marketing.

Business is only part of the chemistry though. In a free-market economy, every sale or purchase is on some level an act of conversion, a matter of overcoming objections or hesitancy and getting to “yes.” Decision making and trust are never entirely matters of pure logic.

Matt Romero, a 24-year-old college student from Draper, Utah, south of Salt Lake City, admitted freely that in his heart he was still partly a missionary.

Mr. Romero is fluent in Spanish from his mission to Peru, eloquent and invariably polite in English in trolling the mostly black neighborhoods of Chicago’s South Side. He made $13,000 last summer selling 60 security systems for Pinnacle and is aspiring this year to sell 150 systems, which would trigger big incentive bonuses that could increase his pay to $75,000 or more.

But he said he was also ready to render unto God the things that are God’s.

His thinking on that question changed one afternoon in early May. A woman opened the door and wanted to talk about religion.

“She asked me if I believed in Christ and if I knew who my savior was and I said, ‘Yes, ma’am,’ and we had a discussion and she told me, ‘No one comes in my house without hearing the word,’ and I said, ‘That’s a good policy, ma’am,’ ” Mr. Romero said on a recent afternoon of knocking on doors.

“Since then, I’ve been carrying around these little cards,” he said, lifting up his stack of Pinnacle brochures to reveal a smaller stack of what are called “pass-along cards,” with facts and frequently asked questions about the Mormon Church. Marketing experts say that cold-calling in general has become more sophisticated since the era of Willy Loman, with training, mentoring and recruiting efforts sharpened at many companies. But Pinnacle’s salesmen are also applying skills learned in the mission field, like “mimic and mirror,” a technique of adapting one’s posture and bearing to the person being spoken to as a way of inducing trust — if his arms are crossed, you cross yours; if she tilts her head in asking a question, you do the same.

“Before my mission, I knocked on doors and I had some success,” said Matt Biesinger, 23, who worked a summer for Pinnacle before going to Paraguay as a missionary. “On the mission, I learned how to talk to people.”

Role-playing exercises conducted on many mornings reinforce those lessons. Look into a potential customer’s eye, trainers say, but do not stare, which can appear confrontational. When the door opens, always stand at a slight angle to diffuse any body language that might convey threat. And never diminish yourself by using the word, “just,” as in, “I’m just here in the neighborhood.”

Sometimes, though, it rains, and when it does, Pinnacle’s sink-or-swim mentality for sales reps, especially new, unproven ones like Brandon Rogers, is tough love at its toughest.

Newbies, for fear they may retreat to their cars, are dropped off and left on foot without shelter or access to a bathroom unless they can gain admittance into a house to make their sales pitch. Mr. Rogers, who is 21, had three energy bars and no umbrella to last him through a long, wet day.

He had made one sale by dark, when they picked up him.

I can’t go to church because…

By Kate, 20 April 2009

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Don’t get me wrong, deaf church is fantastic… much less boring than regular church. But, at times it can be hard to drag yourself out of bed early am on Sunday for three hours of sitting in very uncomfortable chairs. Yesterday we went to church & after we had the ASL Elders over for dinner (cous cous & falafel wraps… they thought it was the most exotic meal of all time ;) ) it was great fun & when they left I looked at my mission journal to see what I had written. Turns out I really knew the important things to capture & made a bunch of lists. Of course, as a missionary you spend a lot of time inviting (cajoling, coercing, begging) people to come to church. So, the real gem among these lists is one documenting excuses I heard for not coming to church. Keep in mind that these are ACTUAL WORDS I heard from ACTUAL PEOPLE  to me.

Top 50 excuses: I can’t go to church because…

  1. I’m in a gypsy cult.
  2. I may need to use the phone.
  3. My dog isn’t feeling well.
  4. I have to go to the beach.
  5. I’m alone.
  6. I can’t hear.
  7. I have to peel garlic.
  8. I can’t open the door & have no key.
  9. My feet hurt.
  10. I’m washing my hair (yes, I actually heard that).
  11. I don’t speak English (church is in Spanish in Spain).
  12. That doesn’t sound appetizing.
  13. I’m having a pampered chef party (from a missionary in the US).
  14. I have a husband.
  15. I can’t talk (spoken aloud).
  16. I sold my phone, and I’ll never see my friend who has a phone again.
  17. I’m watching a Soap Opera.
  18. I’m Christian.
  19. I’m chubby. (Soy Gordita).
  20. My husband is a drunk.
  21. I’m from the Ukraine.
  22. I’m from China.
  23. I’m from Brussels.
  24. The Pope is from Poland, and so am I.
  25. My husband broke his finger.
  26. I’m in a hurry (while walking very slowly)… in my mind.
  27. I don’t want you, or anyone from your race.
  28. I’m fat & I have to play volley ball for exercise.
  29. I don’t wear skirts.
  30. I’m too heavy (from a pregnant African lady).
  31. I thought they moved the chapel.
  32. The Bishop told me I don’t have to go.
  33. It’s not my thing.
  34. I’m deaf in one ear.
  35. I have two fires burning.
  36. I’m a Communist.
  37. I have to be home by 10pm (church was at 9am).
  38. I don’t believe in Jesus because I didn’t see him walking down the street with an umbrella & blue jeans today.
  39. We’re sick people.
  40. We’re old.
  41. Satan is my friend.
  42. I’m fat… but, still good looking.
  43. The door is already closed.
  44. I have too much religion already.
  45. I’m having tea.
  46. Jesus Christ just woke me up!
  47. I don’t understand these things.
  48. I don’t understand you.
  49. It’s raining.
  50. I don’t want anything to do with the “Jesus crowd.”

Which is your favorite? Have you heard any excellent excuses for not going to church?

A hysterially funny Mormon gal

By Kate, 23 January 2009

You know how when someone like you makes it you feel a little pride?

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I feel pride that this gal Elna Baker is so absolutely hilarious (and Mormon) that she is becoming famous.

We heard one of her other stories on NPR’s This American Life podcast. It is IMPERATIVE that you listen to this. Even if you don’t have enough minutes to listen to the whole podcast or download it to your ipod, listen to it on her website. Her Babies Buying Babies story is one of the most hilarious stories I have ever heard. (aside from Pamy’s “Thick in the Back” story, of course). Go to her blog and listen. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. Oh, gosh it’s so great.

I mean, I always thought the wacky stuff Mormons do is funny just to Mormons. Turns out, everyone else thinks it is too.

Work is for Jerks

By Kate, 23 November 2008


I have a brilliant friend. When I got home from my mission we both decided it would be a good idea to apply to work at Savers (it was). Surprisingly we had to fill out lengthy form applications. (Surprising because I’m not sure what percentage of Savers employees are literate, but from my anecdotal evidence it can’t be that high). Under the “explain a little about yourself” section she wrote, “I love to work hard.” Aside from the extreme hilarity of writing this on an application, even more so a Savers application where hard work for us meant combing racks of people’s old junk & spending our entire meager salaries on treasures like matching gold motorcycle helmets, it became a long standing joke between us… because, seriously, who likes hard work?!??!
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If there is one thing that law school has taught me, it’s that I don’t like hard work. In fact, Neil and I pretty much exclusively refer to our employment as “work is for jerks.” IE “Hello. How was ‘work is for jerks’ today? Did you sell anything interesting?” “Oh, man. I have to go to ‘work is for jerks’ early today. I have to get ready for the board meeting.” I know that the advice is always given to do something you “love” as your career. But, who really goes to work thinking EVER, “man I love going to work. It is so much better than lying in a hammock without a care in the world reading a book just for fun.” Is there a person on the planet that feels like they’d rather be working than taking a fall walk with their best friend or enjoying some free time just to think important thoughts????? Is there anyone in America that does not live for their measly 2 weeks of vacation that propels them to work in bumper-to-bumper traffic everyday? Or to get home from the office so that they can watch The Office on TV and commiserate with the masses in solidarity about just how stinky & strange office work can be.

I can think of a lot of things I really do love.
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Like the smell of burning candles.
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Or our new bling-bling three-tiered fruit basket. Man, I love that thing.
But, I do not love hard work.

Today in my Gospel Principles class I figured out why I am such a bad pray-er & often get caught up in the rote “thanks for everything. please bless everyone so they can get home safely & please bless these doughnuts so they will nourish & strengthen our bodies” even when it’s just Neil & I at home. Prayer is hard work. It says so in the Bible Dictionary. In fact, Brigham Young said, “Prayer is often difficult & strenuous & just plain hard work. One has to break the prayer barrier.”

This is coming from perhaps the one man to grace this planet who perhaps actually enjoyed hard work. (I’m am just drawing assumptions from his stern work-loving expression). Brigham Young aside, is there any person that actually enjoys hard work? If so… let me in on the secret. Or, better yet, you should apply to work at Savers. I hear they are always hiring.

Brother Peter Marries Chrizelle

By Neil, 25 May 2008

What can I say more than the wedding was fabulous. Chrizelle, our new sister-in-law is from South Africa and it has been about a year since she and Peter decided to get married. What they thought would be a 6 month processes to get her finance visa turned out to take about a year. Luckily it came through and Chrizelle came over without a hitch. She has only been here for about a month and in that time Peter and Chrizelle have had to work extra hard planning, preparing, and baking for their wedding. Even with such short notice it was the loveliest of occasions.

The wedding ceremony was just beautiful and the reception, while almost immediately after the ceremony, was great as well. Everyone had a lot of fun, we were able to visit with old friends and family we hadn’t seen in years and the best part of the whole thing is that Peter and Chrizelle looked as happy as I have ever seen them. Congratulations guys!

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