Bon Voyage!
We are sitting in the lap of luxury on our way to San Jose.
Due to Neil’s frequent flyer miles credit card scams we are flying to Costa Rica for free and ended up in first class.
I am doing my best to embarass Neil in his newfound gentility. I ordered a pre-departure drink and proceeded to sip it loudly and talk in a British accent.

I think first class is overrated, but the piping hot chocolate cookies are tasty.

Neil! I need to know your ff miles secrets – STAT!